character - Father Carlo / Coot (voice)

character - Mr. Dalmer

character - Ashley Cordray Esq.

character - Earl

character - Teddy's Father

character - Anchor

character - Fabrice

character - News Anchor

character - Dancer

character - Chance

character - Ken Stevens

character - Richardson

character - Frankie DeLuca

character - (voice)

character - Mr. Morrison

character - Himself

character - Voice of Cupid

character - Fly (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron (voice)

character - Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

character - Chuck Steak

character - Hugh Neutron (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Emergency System / Gen. Abercrombie (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron (voice)

character - Officer Hunter

character - Hugh Neutron (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter (voice)

character - Thummy / Don Bazzarzini / Wartz

character - Security Elf 1/Flippy

character - Black Helmet Man / The Interviewer / TV Anchor (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Commercial Narrator (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Flippy (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Man (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / TV Announcer (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Mr. Vortex (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Jenson / Skeezicks (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / General / Alien Man / Emergency System / Gleason Like Creature (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Clerk (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Instructor (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Octopus Man (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Eddie / Newt / Gomer (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Stavros (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Announcer (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter #1 (voice)

character - Hugh Neutron / Eddie / Stavros (voice)

character - Lazlo 'Ted' Wozzeck

character - Hugh Neutron / Pilot / Arena Guard (voice)

character - Fred / Narrator / Bank Depositer / Millionaire (voice)

character - Albert Mayo

character - The Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice)

character - Announcer

character - Black Helmet Man (voice)

character - Jack

character - (voice)

character - Dad (voice)

character - Pitch Monster (voice)

character - Joel Hemmert

character - Tom Keats

character - Self

character - Coach

character - Rob Hackett (voice)

character - Tony Lane

character - Alec Berg

character - Dr. Skip

character - Billy Joe Walker